punkitt-is-here:

ca-dmv-bot:

Customer: SUP BRA" IS SURFER LINGO FOR “WHAT IS HAPPENING MAN?/HOWS IT GOING?
DMV: BRA? WHAT HE SAYS IS TRUE

Verdict: ACCEPTED

WHAT HE SAYS IS TRUE.

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coughloop:

we are all going to be ookay some day i promise

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stingray blast

sashaforthewin:

versegm:

“Are you okay” NO. THERE ARE LITTLE FICTIONAL BITCHES IN MY HEAD. AND THEY’RE KISSING.

Actually, I think you’ll find the little bitches kissing in my head are the only thing keeping me relatively okay

prohaloplayer:

ezorzea:

I would have wanted my step son to go to a blink 182 concert

my last dying wish right before i got squished into a paste would be that my stepson landed an onlyfans baddie off twitter

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